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I'm Tim, a 23 year old grad student at the University of Oklahoma, working on an M.A. in Philosophy.

I love sci-fi and fantasy stuff. This blog will mostly be Doctor Who, Fringe, Psych, How I Met Your Mother, Sherlock, Once Upon A Time and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, as well as lots of other nerdy or random things, which I will post and reblog frequently.

Also, ducklings. Because they're adorable. Ask away

February 13, 2012

Harry Potter:	Children, stop swishing your pencils around, and pay attention.
The Mortal Instruments:	Your mothers will NOT be happy if you she sees all this mess on your arms!
The Hunger Games:	Stop trying to kill each other, honestly.
Percy Jackson:	I know you can read the assignment. Stop pretending you can't.
Divergent:	For God's sake, get off the roof!
Twilight:	When we bleed, we go to the nurse. Drinking the blood will make us sick, understand?
The Maze Runner:	Wicked is a bad word!
Gossip Girl:	Gossiping is unkind, and is also against school rules.
Glee:	And again with the singing...
Percy Jackson:	Give me the pen....now.
Twilight:	Charles, come inside! For the last time, your skin will never sparkle!
The Hunger Games:	Stop caressing your bread, and save it for lunch, children.
Eragon:	Murmuring gibberish under your breath won't get you out of detention.
Doctor Who:	Stop trying to sonic everything.
Sherlock:	Stop deducing everyone; it isn't nice.
Fullmetal Alchemist:	If you clap or snap your fingers ONE more time, you're all getting detention!
Digimon:	Stop playing with your Digivice. You can save the Digital World after class.
Homestuck:	No, you will not reach God Tier if somebody jabs you with a stick very hard.
Digimon:	For the last time, Timmy, diving headfirst at a computer with your digivice will /not/ take you to a magical world.
Pandora Hearts:	No, this is not the Abyss. Stop trying to get to Chains because there's no way out. At least not until you graduate.
Pandora Hearts:	Honey, that's enough meat for now. Eat some damn vegetables.
Hetalia:	I'm glad you've taken an interest in world politics but Billy you can't declare war on Damien because he took your pasta.
Transformers:	Stop saying "Give me your face". It's creepy and also impossible.
Tobuscus:	Children, no Heelying in the corridors.
Harry Potter:	Stop turning in blank papers please. You are not a wizard and there is not a spell on this paper keeping me from reading it.
Sherlock:	I don't care what kind of "experiment" you're conducting, you do not eat dirt.